1.) You forget what you are doing in the middle of a task – like while pumping gas.
2.) You arrive on time to pick your child up from play practice at his elementary school. He’s in middle school.
3.) You’re doing laundry and you notice that the only clothes you ever wear are work clothes and jammies. And there are way more work clothes than jammies.
4.) You have an entire season of a TV series DVR’d and have yet to watch a single episode.
5.) Heating canned soup for supper sounds like too much work.
I am off work until Monday, thank God. My plans include reading, napping, a pedicure, and a cervical epidural injection. Jealous?