but I have these:
and I think the two are mutually exclusive. I’m not sure why I subscribe to these super-cool emails from Lowe’s, since all they do is taunt me with their “Build It In a Weekend!” perkiness and pictures of fabulous outdoor living spaces, water features, and hand-made furniture that I couldn’t recreate without eight weeks, a team of professionals, and a second mortgage. I’d really love to have fresh eggs, though . . . but not enough to clean up chicken guts and floss feathers out of the dogs’ teeth on a regular basis.