New Work Plan

Here’s an email I sent to my boss yesterday morning:
Subject: New Work Plan
It’s after 10am and although I’ve been up a long time I have not even had a shower yet. I have only just now finished checking email, reading new blog posts on the blogs I follow, answering communications from people commenting on my recent blog posts, checking Facebook and posting some comments there, and making sure I’m not missing anything major on Twitter. I still haven’t written any blog posts, updated my Facebook status, or Tweeted at all. I just don’t see how I am going to be able to fit work back into my day on Monday, so here’s my plan:
1.) I don’t ever leave home. I stay in my jammies and drink coffee all day. Face-to-face interaction is WAY overrated.
2.) The office, the nurses at the hospitals, and the doctors can reach me via Twitter. My ID is @angieballard. There is a limit of 140 characters per Tweet, so Dr. Longwinded may have some trouble adjusting to this.
3.) I will pull up all the patient data from the computer, write progress notes at home, and fax them to the hospitals to be placed on the charts. If I can get the monitor techs to take Twitpics of the EKG strips this will go very smoothly.
4.) I will respond to all communication via Tweets, texts, Facebook messages, or blog posts (which I will then Tweet a link to).
5.) I bought a video camera this week, so I will use that for any communication that requires a visual component. Jack will be helping me with this since he actually knows how to use the video camera and I don’t. I can post these on the blog or YouTube, whichever the docs prefer (see how adaptable I am?).

Have a good weekend! See you (virtually, of course) Monday 🙂

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11 thoughts on “New Work Plan”

  1. Sounds perfect! Stopping by from SITS. I hope you have a great Saturday, and manage to get everything done. Sending smiles and glitter, Emma x

  2. This sounds like a perfect plan for everyone. I can see no problem. Hang on a minute! Just got a text from Dr. Longwind. "Get your butt to work at regular time Monday. Less than 144."

    I didn't realize he read your blog.

  3. Posts like this make me SO glad you jumped on the blog wagon! Are you going to make me guess who is LongWinded??

  4. Oh Angie, Hope you had a good week off with the boys. I missed you. But girlfriend, don't you know Lovie has enough trouble watching all the monitors now, it would throw her over the edge if she had to Tweet strips to you!! lol

  5. Hahaha!! I love this! I wish I could do this because, seriously, keeping up with all the blogs and writing new posts takes up a LOT of time…and its important stuff! 🙂 hehe!

  6. You just described my day… except for the medical chart/ doctor part.
    I’m sure your real job pays better than mine, at the moment, but I do love being my own boss. Not to mention working in my jammies til at least noon.
    Have a stress free week!

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